Things that make me say "Seriously?".....
1. Needy People...well make that Lazy Needy People.....really you want me to fix your problem..learn how to do it yourself!!
2. Live Soap Operas- Let me clarify this: There are these people I know who shall remain nameless. I interact with this people on occasion. This would be their storyline....cheating...divorce....younger woman...pregnancy.....giving up for adoption....fake pregnancy-a year later the same bump.....marriage....mother has cancer....carwreck- that didn't really happen.....see mother who looks like picture perfect health...restraining orders.....Shall I continue?!??! Stop lying!!
3. You are not getting a Reward Letter. At work students get "award" letters that tells them what financial aid they have been awarded. ughhhh! A student loan is not free money!!
4. People who think I work for them. No I will not come running to you when you are screaming my name. You will wait until i'm ready.
5. People who think they look good. Do you own a mirror?!??!
6. People who think they need to tell me their problems. No, I'm not sitting here reading a magazine waiting on the tanning bed to be ready. Sure there's an open seat for you to come talk to me about your problems.
7. Slow drivers with the handicap tags. Please drive below the speed limit. Please encourage me to discriminate against you!.
8. People who lead exciting lives...well according to facebook. We are not impressed by knowing every little thing you do. Your life sucks just as much as mine.
9. People who don't pay their bills. I guess if I don't watch my tv I don't have to pay my cable bill.
10. Extreme Couponing- Please get a real hobby. Who wants all that free crap taking up space?!?!
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